Jess Stoner’s Thank You Haiku

by Jen Tynes

Thank you, Jess Stoner, for contributing to our Kickstarter project! Here’s your (Luther-themed) thank you haiku!

Sexy psychopaths
needle your lady’s eardrum
and don’t call: eff that.


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